eurovisionthongcontest:

Yeah you reblogged, liked and commented on my post but you didn’t email it wtf

(via hold-me-never-let-go)


maliciousmelons:

when the pizza delivery man walks up to the door im pretty sure thats what it feels like when you hold your first born child

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itsjustchelseaaa:







You guys.
YOU GUYS.
This was taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.
Basically? Oh, SHIT.

#DEAR SANTA #THERE’S A CRACK IN THE UNIVERSE

DOCTOR I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THIS SHIT.


YOU ARE SLACKING, DOCTOR.

DOCTOR WE NEED YOU HERE LIKE, NOW. STOP LOOKING FOR THE BABY AND FIX THIS SHIT.

itsjustchelseaaa:

You guys.

YOU GUYS.

This was taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.

Basically? Oh, SHIT.

#DEAR SANTA #THERE’S A CRACK IN THE UNIVERSE

DOCTOR I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THIS SHIT.

YOU ARE SLACKING, DOCTOR.

DOCTOR WE NEED YOU HERE LIKE, NOW. STOP LOOKING FOR THE BABY AND FIX THIS SHIT.

(via anotherlongstoryshort)


stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

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heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

(via travelingbythoughts)




fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

image

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anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what your getting yahoo. this is what your getting.

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what your getting yahoo. 
this is what your getting.

(via anddontyoueverfeelalone)


sluttyoliveoil:

when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings

image

(via hold-me-never-let-go)


harryfuckyou:

why do girls act like they dont watch porn or masturbate like who cares just admit it

(via hold-me-never-let-go)



George R.R. Martin on writing women:

Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.


bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via anddontyoueverfeelalone)